Things Like That Don't Happen Here: A Novel
THINGS LIKE THAT DON’T HAPPEN HERE is a tale of lifelong love, serial murder, and how a small town copes with the unexpected: Nicholas Sparks meets Dennis Lehane in a quiet Richard Russo village. This literary thriller comprises 94,000 words.
Harvard freshman BILLY JONES returns to sleepy Memphis, Maine, for what he expects will be his final summer at home. Egged on by his mischievous best friend CHARLIE ROBICHAUD, Billy takes an uncharacteristic risk in pursuing GINNY DOOGAN, the girl he has loved from afar since kindergarten. Soon he discovers they have a stronger bond than he could ever have imagined. Within days, however, Billy’s world turns upside down when he and his co-workers find the dismembered body of a high school classmate along the Penobscot River. When another victim surfaces beneath the town marina three weeks later, Billy sees a thread connecting him to the two fallen men, in a dark secret he long ago chose to forget. Can Billy preserve himself and those he loves when he might be the only one who can halt the bloodshed?
Things Like That Don't Happen Here, coming soon to a query letter near you (for all you agents out there)...
If you are interested in learning more about this project, please email me.
Flash Fiction and Short Stories
I write a broad range of stories, from a child who murders his imaginary friend to a man who comes alive only while breaking into abandoned buildings.
My short fiction has been published as follows:
- edifice WRECKED (1st Annual 666 Contest): Pink Tutu and Hillbilly Teeth
- The Beat (UK): A Friendly Game of "I Never"
- The Shore Magazine: The Missing Girl
Please check out these outstanding magazines. I am very proud to have appeared alongside so many other talented writers. Bookmark them, join their mailing lists, and add comments...
Look for more credits in the coming months!
Recent News
09-10-2007: Still looking for an agent. Help me!
03-05-2007: Engaged!
01-15-2007: Contacted first agent with my novel.
Contact Me
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jason@jasonshaffner.com